Welcome, asshole.

This is about me I guess, seeing as everyone else does this.

My name is Emil Sara. I am 16 years old. I created this site because I needed somewhere to offload shit. I live in the UK unfortunately.

I rarely update this site, but follow it if you want.

The name I use here is a false name, but it's all I'm going to give you. If you need to contact me, message me on Discord. laserraptorz#0593

FAQ:

• Q: Why don't you update this site?
• A: I never remember the site, and when I do I'm usually too lazy.


• Q: Is this the best you can do?
• A: I'm bad at HTML and CSS, this is probably the most advanced site you'll see me make.


• Q: You've done something to offend me! I hate you and you're the worst!
• A: 1) Compliments will get you nowhere.
  2) That isn't a question.
  3) What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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2019-10-26T20:39:29